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Lobster puns in 2025

The shellfless lobster donated everything to charity.

The fast-swimming lobsters were sailected for the race based on their performance.

The lost crustacean was taken to a lobster home.

The ocean said nothing to the lobster — it just waved.

Why did the lobster become broke?
– Because it was shelling out money.

You should never host a lobster race since all shell will break loose.

During Christmas, the lobster tide his gifts on the Christmas tree.

Lobsters love to celebrate holidays because ’tis the sea-son.

The lobster didn’t have a good day. It started feeling crabby from morning.

Do you hear about the lobster at the party yesterday? It went there in the hot tub!

The lobster said to a salmon, “Who is your cod-father?”

The crab said he wanted to be a prawnfessional chef.

During the lobster wedding, the lobster groom referred to his new spouse as his “butter half.”

The ocean said nothing to the lobster, it just waved.

A lobster that is scared of tight spaces has claw-strophobia.

When others were confused about the trip location, the lobster said, “Water boat going to the Bahamas?”

When a crab starts throwing things at others that crab is called a lobster.

The lobster blushed because the sea weed.

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