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Lobster puns in 2025

A lobster’s signature shot is the lob.

Did you hear of the red lobsters that were massacred by the blue lobsters?
– The whole sea-n was marooned.

A crab called the lobster and he picked the phone and said “Shello”.

The lobster did not make many friends as he was crabby most of the time.

The convicted lobsters was let go by the court as he had no reasonable claws to commit the murder.

All the lobsters gathered by the shore as the crushed Asians were pulled out one by one.

Lobsters are sailective eaters, they go for specific foods.

The lobster greeted the ocean in the morning and the ocean waved back at him.

The lobster is often found bragging about his party in the hot tub.

Lobsters make terrible friends because they’re way too shellfish.

In their disagreement, the lobster couple said to each other, “I don’t think we quite sea it that way.”

The lobster neighbors never send us gifts during Christmas, they are so shelf-centered.

The lobster was quite sandguine about his new endeavor in life.

They served the party snacks on a cray.

If you ever cross a lobster and a telephone, you’ll end up with snappy talk.

The lawyer tried to sue the lobster for biting off his limbs. He didn’t have anything to point at.

After a great performance in tennis, the coach called him a lob-star.

The good lobster friend always tides to help his friend in need.

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