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Lobster puns in 2025

Do you hear about the lobster at the party yesterday? It went there in the hot tub!

The lobster said to a salmon, “Who is your cod-father?”

The crab said he wanted to be a prawnfessional chef.

During the lobster wedding, the lobster groom referred to his new spouse as his “butter half.”

The ocean said nothing to the lobster, it just waved.

A lobster that is scared of tight spaces has claw-strophobia.

When others were confused about the trip location, the lobster said, “Water boat going to the Bahamas?”

When a crab starts throwing things at others that crab is called a lobster.

The lobster blushed because the sea weed.

The lobster bombed the hotel because it was licensed to shell.

After witnessing a crime on the streets, the brave lobster crabbed the phone and called the police.

The lobster had fished for a boat on his birthday.

A lobster was crying because his teacher called him a lost claws.

Every lobster was out celebrating because tis the sea-son.

Lobsters are too bad at relationships because they are always shellfish.

The lobster was performing quite whale when the director called it sea-n.

The mother asked the lobster to cut the crab and tell her the truth.

The lobster said he was going to dive into the pot of boiling water, and everybody thought he was cray-sea.

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