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Lobster puns in 2025

Lobsters like their morning clawfee to be hot.

The lobster crabbed the phone and answered harshly at the person on the other side of the line.

When everybody was wondering what to eat, the lobster stepped up and said, “Water boat having tofu curry for dinner.”

A lobster needed money so he went to the prawn-broker.

The lobster who wrote and sang songs was called the rock lobster by his piers.

A lobster reported a crime to the police. They asked him to be more Pacific.

The lobster wears seashells because it has outgrown its B-shells.

Crabs and lobsters catch their trains at Queen’s crustation.

The lobsters partied all night like cray-sea.

As the crustacean got late for her work for the entire week, she lobster job.

Expecting an important call, the lobster crabbed the phone.

What did the wise lobster tell his son?
– Keep your friends close and your piers closer.

As a huge lobster was approaching, the little crab whispered “That’s a s-hell of a creature”.

The teacher asked if the students were undersanding the lessons.

A lobster answers the phone with, “Shello?”

The lobster said to the shrimp, “I know it may sound shellfish, but I want you to be in this company forever.”

Do not bother the lobster because he is very crabby all the time.

The doctor told the sick lobster to get some more vitamin-sea.

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