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Lobster puns in 2025

The lobster blushed because the sea weed.

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A lobster returned from the office and kept his clothes in his claw-set.

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The very motivated lobster advised his friends, “Seas the day.”

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Generally, you would find many hipsters among lobsters. That’s because many do not belong to the main stream.

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Lobsters don’t share because they are shellfish.

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Why did the lobster have its meal early?
– The food was served on a first come first surfed basis.

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The police asked the lobster to be more pacific while describing the crime.

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A bachelor crab was thinking about marrying. The other crab asked if he was shore about the decision.

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The school subject the lobster was failing was algae-bra.

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He came to him with a lobster in one hand and a glass of beer on the other. He said, “Shell we dance?”

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During the games in tennis, he had a top performance. The coaching team referred him to a lob-star.

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The lobster became broke as he was shelling off money.

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The stand-up lobster comic was trying to crab everyone’s attention.

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At a goodbye party, one lobster told his colleague that he was one shell of a guy.

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When going to the math class, the lobster wore an algae-bra.

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The friend of a narcissistic lobster called him a shellfish.

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“If there is a will, there will be a wave” says the wise old lobster to his grandchildren.

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In the exotic fish markets, a seller was selling lobster tails for 2 dollars. I paid him 2 dollars and he started saying, “Once upon a time, in a distant sea, there was a lobster…”

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