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Lobster puns in 2024

The friend of a narcissistic lobster called him a shellfish.

The lobster claimed that he was closely tide to his job.

A lobster left home due to pier pressure.

When the lobster was asked why it tasted differently from the other freshwater crustaceans, it said, “The ocean made me salty.”

The lobster had the sea painted very attractive. The others commented that it looked lobstacular.

All the sea creatures were celebrating the holiday sea-son.

A lobster opened a store after it was licensed to shell.

“Shello there mate!”, said the lobster to his long lost friend.

The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire, as he was tide to his company.

Where do lobsters go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.

The clam called the lobster shellfish as she never shared her pearl.

The little lobster was terrible at his studies. He stayed at C-level.

The favorite shot in tennis for the lobster is the lob.

Lobsters have been trained not to allow a turtle stranger into their premises.

A lobster wore a Christmas hat and the children called him Santa Claws.

I do not like eating lobsters and clams cooked in hot water because of my shellfish steamed issues.

A lady lobster wears seashells because she has outgrown her B-shells.

The lobster crossed the road so that it could get to the other tide.

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