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Lobster puns in 2025

The lobster greeted the ocean in the morning and the ocean waved back at him.

The lobster is often found bragging about his party in the hot tub.

Lobsters make terrible friends because they’re way too shellfish.

In their disagreement, the lobster couple said to each other, “I don’t think we quite sea it that way.”

The lobster neighbors never send us gifts during Christmas, they are so shelf-centered.

The lobster was quite sandguine about his new endeavor in life.

They served the party snacks on a cray.

If you ever cross a lobster and a telephone, you’ll end up with snappy talk.

The lawyer tried to sue the lobster for biting off his limbs. He didn’t have anything to point at.

After a great performance in tennis, the coach called him a lob-star.

The good lobster friend always tides to help his friend in need.

Lobsters like their morning clawfee to be hot.

The lobster crabbed the phone and answered harshly at the person on the other side of the line.

When everybody was wondering what to eat, the lobster stepped up and said, “Water boat having tofu curry for dinner.”

A lobster needed money so he went to the prawn-broker.

The lobster who wrote and sang songs was called the rock lobster by his piers.

A lobster reported a crime to the police. They asked him to be more Pacific.

The lobster wears seashells because it has outgrown its B-shells.

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