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Lobster puns in 2025

A lady lobster wears seashells because she has outgrown her B-shells.

The lobster crossed the road so that it could get to the other tide.

The sea creature had microscopic eyes. The rest of the animals called it crust-asian.

The lobsters were selling movie tickets on a first-come, first surfed basis.

The lobster in his wedding vows said, “She is my butter half.”

Since the crustacean was late for work every day, she lobster job.

Why did the lobster lie at the bottom of the ocean with twitches?
– It had a nervous wreck.

A shellfish called his Chinese lobster friend a crust-asian.

The little crab said he is happy as a clam when in school.

There are many people who want to work at the Red Lobster. It just helps them to drop their shells.

If you ever cross a lobster and a telephone, you will end up with snappy talk.

Whenever I hear about the cruel murder of the lobster family, it sands shivers down my spine.

While playing hide and seek, a lobster screamed, “I can’t sea you!”

The crab missed work as he had a mussel pull.

The lobster asked its friend the catfish, “Who is your cod-father?”

The lobsters are at the bottom of the sea because they dropped out of school.

The other sea animals were compromising. Therefore, the lobster crabbed the tool and was ready to attack.

A greedy lobster was called a shellfish by his friends.

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