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Lobster puns in 2025

As the crustacean got late for her work for the entire week, she lobster job.

Expecting an important call, the lobster crabbed the phone.

What did the wise lobster tell his son?
– Keep your friends close and your piers closer.

Crabs and lobsters catch their trains at Queen’s crustation.

The lobsters partied all night like cray-sea.

A lobster answers the phone with, “Shello?”

The lobster said to the shrimp, “I know it may sound shellfish, but I want you to be in this company forever.”

Do not bother the lobster because he is very crabby all the time.

As a huge lobster was approaching, the little crab whispered “That’s a s-hell of a creature”.

The teacher asked if the students were undersanding the lessons.

A lobster was thinking about proposing, and his best friend asked if he was shore.

Out of pier pressure, the lobster started doing drugs.

The doctor told the sick lobster to get some more vitamin-sea.

The lobsters started a music band and named it Buoys of summer.

The lost crustacean was taken to a lobster home.

The ocean said nothing to the lobster — it just waved.

Why did the lobster become broke?
– Because it was shelling out money.

The shellfless lobster donated everything to charity.

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