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Lobster puns in 2025

A lobster was crying. Being asked, he said that his teacher called him a lost claws.

Even after being struck down several times, the lobster went with the float.

The lobster ordered a bookshelf from IKEA. The product was not quite right, but it still looked shelf-ish.

The lobster was so huge, it was one shell of a creature.

The lobster wanted to jump into the pot of boiling water and everybody thought he was cray-sea.

“The sea a-piers to be dark blue today”, says the lobster.

The lobster sang for his new wife a song on their wedding and it was shrimply the best.

The lobster lost its fortune since it was shelling out money.

When the crate turned up empty, the lobsterman said, “It a-piers we have a problem.”

A lobster was called by the crab through the phone. When he picked up the phone he answered with “shello”.

Annoyed with work pressure, a lobster ranted about his frustacean.

The lobster family always sand wishes for the holiday season to their friends.

The lobster made a painting of the sea, the others said it was lobstacular.

A lobster’s signature shot is the lob.

Did you hear of the red lobsters that were massacred by the blue lobsters?
– The whole sea-n was marooned.

A crab called the lobster and he picked the phone and said “Shello”.

The lobster did not make many friends as he was crabby most of the time.

The convicted lobsters was let go by the court as he had no reasonable claws to commit the murder.

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