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Lobster puns in 2025

When going to the math class, the lobster wore an algae-bra.

The friend of a narcissistic lobster called him a shellfish.

“If there is a will, there will be a wave” says the wise old lobster to his grandchildren.

In the exotic fish markets, a seller was selling lobster tails for 2 dollars. I paid him 2 dollars and he started saying, “Once upon a time, in a distant sea, there was a lobster…”

The lobster answers the phone starting with the word shello.

The lobster knew what his responsibilities were but didn’t know his tidal.

All the sea creatures were celebrating the holiday sea-son.

The lobster claimed that he was closely tide to his job.

A lobster left home due to pier pressure.

When the lobster was asked why it tasted differently from the other freshwater crustaceans, it said, “The ocean made me salty.”

The lobster had the sea painted very attractive. The others commented that it looked lobstacular.

A lobster opened a store after it was licensed to shell.

“Shello there mate!”, said the lobster to his long lost friend.

The lobster said it’d be hard for him to retire, as he was tide to his company.

Where do lobsters go to borrow money?
– The prawn broker.

A lobster wore a Christmas hat and the children called him Santa Claws.

The clam called the lobster shellfish as she never shared her pearl.

The little lobster was terrible at his studies. He stayed at C-level.

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