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Mango puns in 2025

You’re so not my ripe.

My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”

My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”

My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”

Harry Houdini’s favorite fruit was mango. This is because whenever he was put under chains and then broke free, the crowd would exclaim, “Wow! Look at that mango free!”

Why can’t Ana go to the fruit store?
– Because they ban Ana.

I wet my plants.

Mangoes
– But where?

My sister started a tropical fruit diet and bought so much fruit. My father looked at me and said, “These fruits can make any mango crazy”.

Man-gold is super shiny.

I’m sexy and I grow it.

How far could a mango, if he has a license but doesn’t avocado?

You ripe what you sow.

How far can a mango,
If he’s got a license but doesn’t avocado ?

In a fruit ball, the musicians played a song, and the host said, “Well, it takes two to mango,” and so all the mangoes paired together.

What is a Tyrannosaurus rex’s favorite drink?
– A Tea Rex

Fruits usually don’t like to be preserved. The process is jarring.

Plant a kiss on me.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
You need to let that mango.

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