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Mango puns in 2025

How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
– I planted it.

Man, go mess with someone else.

Leaf me alone…

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango…

A magician disappeared into the fruit. Everyone started wondering where did the mango! And then a lady questioned, did the mango into the mango?

My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.

Man-gopher – A fruit that lives underground.

Have you met herbivore?

Usain bolt must be a fruit Have you seen that mango?

Shouldn’t the plural of a mango be men go rather than mangoes?

I seed him eat the mango just now.

My brother was caught stealing fruit last night…
– Didn’t know I was related to a waterfelon.

My father was worried, and when I asked what the problem was, he said a man entered our garden and had stolen all the mangoes. I started wondering: Where did that mango?

Mango puns are mango-nificent.

I leaf (love) yams like no other!

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff
It is enough to make a mango crazy

My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos. I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”

If your husband doesn’t associate the color of summer with yellow, he clearly doesn’t like mangoes and you should let that mango!

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