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Mango puns in 2024

What a re-leaf…

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
…you need to let that mango

I accidentally mashed the pulps of mangoes in a bowl. As I served it to my family, they asked me the name of the dish. I just said it’s called Mea Pulpa.

I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
– He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”

You’re juice so sweet!

My fruit puns are mango-nificent

My wife started a tropical diet There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.

Tropical fruits give people so much energy. You can definitely say they make a mango!

Wild mangoes live on the mango preserve.

My wife saw two mangos….
…..in the pear section and said that’s not where they belong

I replied it’s a pair of mangos and they belong exactly where they are.

The man next to us got a good chuckle.

The plural of mango should be changed to mengo

Man, go-ne were the days.

I’m rooting for you.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
…you need to let that mango.

How far can a mango, If he’s got a license but doesn’t avocado ?

It takes two to mango!

Sweet it under the carpet.

The plural of mango should be changed to mengo

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