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Mango puns in 2025

A mango messenger walked into a fruit bar with bad news. The bartender was furious and took out his weapon, when suddenly someone said, “Please don’t shoot the messenger, let the mango”.

‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
– Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

Juice be yourself.

This is just the vegan-ning.

An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them “Mango!”

44. The mango ran in a sprint race amongst all the veggies and experienced a pulpable feeling.

I can seed clearly now the rain has stopped.

What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
– Man-go away!

My teenage daughter has recently started taking gender studies in her school, and she suddenly stopped eating mangoes. When I asked why, she said, “Because it is called a mango and not a womango”.

Man, go-od job on landing that job!

My car broke down, can I get a leaf?

My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!

Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
– It’s called Mango Unchained.

If one mango is a singular term, then wouldn’t ‘two menwent’ be a plural term?

Get juiced to it.

It takes two to mango

My mother forgot the mango in her car and asked me to look for it. Later we realized she’d forgotten to buy the mango, and hence, it was a fruitless search.

How do you make a mango shake?
– You take it to a scary movie.

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