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Mango puns in 2025

My mother shouted, “Mangoes,” as she entered the house after grocery shopping. My father responded, “Where?”.

I’m looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
– Mangoes to the moon

Do you have anything plant for tonight?

An elephant is sitting on a tree…
An elephant is sitting on top of a tree

A donkey comes along and starts to climb the tree

Elephant says “hey, donkeys don’t climb trees!”

Donkey says “but I want to eat those apples!”

Elephant laughs “you donkey! This is a mango tree”

Donkey laughs “I brought my own apples!”

Everyday in summer is a fun and mango-nificent day!

Ooooo, it’s the spooky man-gost.

Don’t be so root, learn some manners.

If he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes
You need to let that mango

I made a mango fruit shake to try and cheer up my aunt. She was upset because she had just got divorced and let her man-go.

My daughters favorite fruit is mango. So when she’s older and starts dating.
I’ll be sure to remind her to always let the Man-go.

I can’t concentrate when you’re around.

Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it’s back?
– Mango Lassie

‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place. Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.

The fresh fruit smoothie that the cafe makes is good enough to make any mango bananas!

Let me plant one on ya!

I just bought a case of dynamite. It was an offer I couldn’t re-fuse.
Update: Wow, I really didn’t expect this to blow up

I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
They gave me a raw deal.

Man-ghoul – A fruity spirit.

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