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Mango puns in 2024

What is a Tyrannosaurus rex’s favorite drink?
– A Tea Rex

You ripe what you sow.

How far can a mango,
If he’s got a license but doesn’t avocado ?

How do you make a mango shake?
– You take it to a scary movie.

Fruits usually don’t like to be preserved. The process is jarring.

Plant a kiss on me.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
You need to let that mango.

A fruit entered a bank with a gun and said, “Give me all your money, this is a strawberry”. The cashier banana was scared and pleaded, “I will give you the money, but please let the mango”.

What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?
– Man goes to war

Man-goo – Slimy fruity goodness.

Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.

I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day. He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”

The fruit police followed a tomato for stealing a mango’s peel. Finally tired of being chased, it turned and said, “Please just fruit me”.

You got it ripe!

Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent

My mother was annoyed with the doorstep fruit seller who tried to sell his fruits. She wanted him to leave, so she shouted out loud, saying, “Hey mango”.

It takes two to mango.

Yams are absolutely plant-tastic.

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