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Mango puns in 2025

I can’t concentrate when you’re around.

Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it’s back?
– Mango Lassie

‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place. Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.

The fresh fruit smoothie that the cafe makes is good enough to make any mango bananas!

Let me plant one on ya!

I just bought a case of dynamite. It was an offer I couldn’t re-fuse.
Update: Wow, I really didn’t expect this to blow up

I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
They gave me a raw deal.

Man-ghoul – A fruity spirit.

You grow dude!

My wife started a tropical diet recently.
There’s so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy

My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”

Harry Houdini’s favorite fruit was mango. This is because whenever he was put under chains and then broke free, the crowd would exclaim, “Wow! Look at that mango free!”

You’re so not my ripe.

My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”

My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”

My sister started a tropical fruit diet and bought so much fruit. My father looked at me and said, “These fruits can make any mango crazy”.

Why can’t Ana go to the fruit store?
– Because they ban Ana.

I wet my plants.

Mangoes
– But where?

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