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Mango puns in 2024

Ladies, if he doesn’t appreciate your fruit jokes….
….you need to let that mango.

What’s the manliest fruit to eat?
– Mango.

On my birthday, my dad asked where his wife was, and my nana replied, “Women go where the mangoes”.

Man-goal – When you score in the mango soccer league.

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

What is a caveman’s favorite fruit? “Mango”.

Did you hear about the guy who went on a fruit diet? In just 2 days, he became completely obnoxious
– Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango crazy

You ripe what you sow.

My wife is going through a tropical food craze. There are fruits all over the house!
It’s enough to make a mango crazy!

How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
– I planted it.

Man, go mess with someone else.

Leaf me alone…

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango…

A magician disappeared into the fruit. Everyone started wondering where did the mango! And then a lady questioned, did the mango into the mango?

My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.

Man-gopher – A fruit that lives underground.

Have you met herbivore?

Usain bolt must be a fruit Have you seen that mango?

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