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Mango puns in 2025

What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
– Man-go away!

My teenage daughter has recently started taking gender studies in her school, and she suddenly stopped eating mangoes. When I asked why, she said, “Because it is called a mango and not a womango”.

Man, go-od job on landing that job!

My car broke down, can I get a leaf?

My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!

Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
– It’s called Mango Unchained.

If one mango is a singular term, then wouldn’t ‘two menwent’ be a plural term?

Get juiced to it.

It takes two to mango

My mother forgot the mango in her car and asked me to look for it. Later we realized she’d forgotten to buy the mango, and hence, it was a fruitless search.

How do you make a mango shake?
– You take it to a scary movie.

Yellow there!

The wife forgot a mango in the car.
– She went to get it, came back with a peach from an earlier shopping trip. She asked me to come with her to look for this mango. As we looked around her car she asked, “Did I buy a mango?” I replied, “so there’s a chance this search might prove fruitless?”

Before going on a date with a fruit, one must confirm if he avocado. If he doesn’t, you need to let that mango.

Man, go-ing away sure is sad.

What a re-leaf…

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
…you need to let that mango

I accidentally mashed the pulps of mangoes in a bowl. As I served it to my family, they asked me the name of the dish. I just said it’s called Mea Pulpa.

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