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Mango puns in 2025

My sister started a tropical fruit diet and bought so much fruit. My father looked at me and said, “These fruits can make any mango crazy”.

Why can’t Ana go to the fruit store?
– Because they ban Ana.

I wet my plants.

Mangoes
– But where?

How far could a mango, if he has a license but doesn’t avocado?

Man-gold is super shiny.

I’m sexy and I grow it.

In a fruit ball, the musicians played a song, and the host said, “Well, it takes two to mango,” and so all the mangoes paired together.

What is a Tyrannosaurus rex’s favorite drink?
– A Tea Rex

You ripe what you sow.

How far can a mango,
If he’s got a license but doesn’t avocado ?

How do you make a mango shake?
– You take it to a scary movie.

Fruits usually don’t like to be preserved. The process is jarring.

Plant a kiss on me.

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…
You need to let that mango.

A fruit entered a bank with a gun and said, “Give me all your money, this is a strawberry”. The cashier banana was scared and pleaded, “I will give you the money, but please let the mango”.

What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?
– Man goes to war

Man-goo – Slimy fruity goodness.

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