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Matcha puns in 2024

Enjoying this so matcha.”

A young man could not tell the difference between matcha tea and bubble tea. You can chalk it up to his naive-tea.

I need matcha in an I.V.

It’s never too late to par-tea with some matcha.

“Go green or go home.”

Holy Matcha!

Thank you very matcha.

Matcha is a hug in a mug.

The earthquake had left all the matcha green teas scared and confused. There was a lot of uncertain-tea in the air.

“My blood type is matcha.”

The matcha girl was so obsessed with cheese that she needed to have it in every meal. Her favorite dish of all time was match-aroni and cheese.

Got my mind on my matcha, and my matcha on my mind

Part of the matcha commit-tea.

When the world has brought you down to your knees, matcha’ll be there for you.

We’re a matcha made in heaven

A woman was having a lot of trouble deciding between the matcha bubble tea or the green tea, so she asked the waiter what he preferred. “I think you’ll fall in love with the matcha bubble tea. I can give you my guaran-tea,” said the waiter.

Simmer down, mommy hasn’t had her matcha yet.

I want “I love you so matcha” tattooed on my arm. That’s how much I drink matcha.

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