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Matcha puns in 2025

“I’m lovin’, I’m sippin’, I’m drinkin’ it up.” — Inspired by Ariana Grande’s “No Tears Left To Cry”

This drink and I are a perfect matcha

You and me are the perfect matcha.

Going to need matcha more of this.

Everyone knows that the matcha tea seller is always in a good mood. She just radiates positivi-tea.

“I need matcha in an IV.” — Inspired by Gilmore Girls

I don’t care too matcha.

When the matcha tea saw how much effort his wife had put into his birthday gift, he said: “I love you so matcha.”

It’s not easy being green, but it’s easy drinking green.

Keep calm and drink matcha

A 13-year-old matcha green tea asked his mother if he could now go to the movies with his friends. His mother said he could because he had finally become a tea-nager.

“Matcha is a hug in a mug.”

A kindergarten teacher’s students couldn’t stop crowding around her the day she taught them about different types of green tea. “They love you so matcha,” commented the principal.

Peace, love, and matcha.

I identify as a matcha adop-tea.

“Got my mind on my matcha, and my matcha on my mind.” — Inspired by Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice”

Matcha ‘do about nothing

Game, set, matcha!

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