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Matcha puns in 2025

“Ah, so matcha better.”

You’ve met your matcha.

So little time, so matcha to do.

It’s tea o’clock.

The matcha bubble tea was close to turning 18-years-old. She had almost reached maturi-tea.

“I love you so matcha.”

Two green teas were playing a game of foosball at the family arcade when the matcha lost. “I call for a re-matcha,” he yelled out.

I’m lovin’, I’m sippin’, I’m drinkin’ it up.

About green tea time.

I want to get matcha-wasted.”

“I’ve got so matcha to celebrate.”

A young man could not tell the difference between matcha tea and bubble tea. You can chalk it up to his naive-tea.

I need matcha in an I.V.

It’s never too late to par-tea with some matcha.

“Go green or go home.”

Holy Matcha!

Thank you very matcha.

Matcha is a hug in a mug.

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