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Matcha puns in 2024

First I drink the matcha, then I do the things.

A man became a mul-tea-millionaire overnight when he realized he owned an extremely valuable matcha tea collection.

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy matcha, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

The matcha bubble tea accidentally forgot to notice the first instruction on the easy bake recipe box, so her cake turned out to be a little dry. She decided to overlook it because it just didn’t matcha anymore.

You can’t get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me.” — C.S. Lewis

Matcha waiting tea happen.

“But first, matcha.”

I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.

We’re a matcha made in heaven.

You got me sippin’ on something I can’t compare to nothing

Matcha love always finds a way.

“All I need in this life of sin, just me and my matcha.” — Inspired by Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s “’03 Bonnie & Clyde”

We’re a perfect matcha!

Enjoying this so matcha.

All you need is love (and matcha)

The funny matcha bubble tea volun-tea-red to be on the organizing crew of the tea ceremony.

“It’s tea o’clock.”

A man and a woman were going to soon be married in a matcha plantation. Everyone said that they were a match-a made in heaven.

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