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Matcha puns in 2025

You got me sippin’ on something I can’t compare to nothing

Matcha love always finds a way.

“All I need in this life of sin, just me and my matcha.” — Inspired by Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s “’03 Bonnie & Clyde”

We’re a perfect matcha!

Enjoying this so matcha.

All you need is love (and matcha)

The funny matcha bubble tea volun-tea-red to be on the organizing crew of the tea ceremony.

“It’s tea o’clock.”

A man and a woman were going to soon be married in a matcha plantation. Everyone said that they were a match-a made in heaven.

When I’m walkin’ with you I watch the whole room change

Can’t wait to s-tea-l a matcha break.

“I’m lovin’, I’m sippin’, I’m drinkin’ it up.” — Inspired by Ariana Grande’s “No Tears Left To Cry”

This drink and I are a perfect matcha

You and me are the perfect matcha.

Going to need matcha more of this.

Everyone knows that the matcha tea seller is always in a good mood. She just radiates positivi-tea.

“I need matcha in an IV.” — Inspired by Gilmore Girls

I don’t care too matcha.

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