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Matcha puns in 2024

It’s not easy being green, but it’s easy drinking green.

Keep calm and drink matcha

A 13-year-old matcha green tea asked his mother if he could now go to the movies with his friends. His mother said he could because he had finally become a tea-nager.

“Matcha is a hug in a mug.”

A kindergarten teacher’s students couldn’t stop crowding around her the day she taught them about different types of green tea. “They love you so matcha,” commented the principal.

Peace, love, and matcha.

I identify as a matcha adop-tea.

“Got my mind on my matcha, and my matcha on my mind.” — Inspired by Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice”

Matcha ‘do about nothing

Game, set, matcha!

Where there’s tea there’s hope

You need to start drinking green tea if you want to be a part of our matcha communi-tea,” mentioned the leader of the fitness camp.

“Simmer down, mommy hasn’t had her matcha yet.” — Inspired by Sex and the City

I love tea so matcha.

The matcha green tea was generally good in school, but he was horrible in one subject. He could never understand matcha-matics.

She say, ‘Do you love me?’ I tell her, ‘Only partly’ I only love my bed and my matcha, I’m sorry

I only like my bed and my matcha.

A man had packed his suitcase and organized a trip to see the world’s most famous matcha tea plantations in the world because life’s tea short.

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