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Matcha puns in 2024

A coffee and a matcha bubble tea met during summer camp and immediately hit it off. They didn’t know it at the time, but that was the start of their long and brew-tea-ful friendship.

“Going to need matcha more of this.”

Is it too matcha to ask?

The tea robber had kidnapped one of the tea salespeople because he knew too matcha.

Matcha, take the wheel.

I’m going to need matcha more.

It’s not easy being green, but it’s easy drinking green

“Keep calm and drink matcha.”

A man was concerned for his wife because she was drinking a lot of matcha. “You’re leaning towards irrationali-tea,” he said.

Put your matcha where your mouth is

My matcha and I are one tea-m.

“Peace, love, and matcha.”

This matcha is quali-tea

I’ve met my matcha!

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy matcha, and that’s kind of the same thing.

Every matcha green tea loves to participate in Halloween events, like the house of horrors. They love scary activi-teas.

“Where there is tea there is hope.” — Arthur Wing Pinero

The green tea could quote every line of ‘Matcha Do About Nothing’, the Shakespearean play.

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