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Matcha puns in 2025

“Got my mind on my matcha, and my matcha on my mind.” — Inspired by Snoop Dogg’s “Gin and Juice”

Matcha ‘do about nothing

Game, set, matcha!

Where there’s tea there’s hope

You need to start drinking green tea if you want to be a part of our matcha communi-tea,” mentioned the leader of the fitness camp.

“Simmer down, mommy hasn’t had her matcha yet.” — Inspired by Sex and the City

I love tea so matcha.

The matcha green tea was generally good in school, but he was horrible in one subject. He could never understand matcha-matics.

She say, ‘Do you love me?’ I tell her, ‘Only partly’ I only love my bed and my matcha, I’m sorry

I only like my bed and my matcha.

A man had packed his suitcase and organized a trip to see the world’s most famous matcha tea plantations in the world because life’s tea short.

“Today is a multiple cups of matcha kind of day.”

A green tea and a bubble tea met each other at a convention after a long time. After their pleasant meeting, the bubble tea commented: “It was so nice to finally matcha again.”

Ah, so matcha better

Don’t crea-tea-que my matcha.

“Just one sip of you, I knew I’ll never be the same.” — Inspired by Camila Cabello’s “Never Be the Same”

So little time, so matcha to do.

I’m feeling so matcha better today!

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