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Math puns in 2024

Parallel lines have so much in common.
– It’s sad that they will never meet…

The mathematician got a plant root and put it in a square container.
-Now, he only has the plant.

All of us siblings in the family used to love maths.
-So, people would call us algebros!

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
-A roamin’ numeral.

I was anxious when the old math professor retired.
-I hope he has the strength and courage to deal with the after-math!

There is a certain math operator that swimmers love, and that is dive-ision!

Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
-Because they always knew X was 10.

The comedian, while telling a math joke, commented that not all funny math jokes are bad, but only sum!

There is a type of triangle known for being very calm and having ice in their vein
-They are called the ice-osceles triangle.

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question
– I couldn’t see what the problem was.

One should always refrain from arguing with a 90-degree angle
-In the end, no matter what happens, it is always right!

Pi was scared of going for a driving test because it didn’t know where to stop!

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
– But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

There was a mathematician who had run into some hard times.
-He was so broke that he could binomial.

The numbers 2,3,5, and 7 were arrested because they were all prime suspects in the kidnapping of one!

There are 10 types of people in the world.
-Those that understand binary, and those who do not.

 During the camping trip, the maths professor easily cut the wood for the bonfire, because he was always prepared with axis!

Mathematicians who are atheists have a problem with exponents and indices because they will never believe in higher powers.

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