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Math puns in 2025

Why did the 30-60-90 degree triangle marry the 45-45-90 degree triangle?
– Because they were right for each other.

When a group of mathematicians planted a tree, it did not survive for too long.
-This is because it had no real roots!

The renowned scientist Pythagoras named a side of the triangle after his favorite animal.
-The name of the side was hippotenuse!

I saw my maths teacher holding some graph paper
– I think he’s plotting something.

As the number completed his lifelong dream of standing on top of the highest peak, he shouted out, “I feel like I am infinite.”

The professors were more than happy to welcome me as a math teacher because my qualifications added up!

What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
-Use acute angle.

To our surprise, the repairman was very good at mathematics.
– This is because he was good with multi-pliers!

 Six was terrified of seven because there was a rumor that seven eight nine!

As the teacher had told him not to use the tables while multiplying, he was sitting on the floor doing multiplication sums!

The excitement and buzz that people have on National Pi Day are completely irrational.

One should never discuss about infinity with someone who teaches math
-The discussion will have no end!

Parallel lines have so much in common.
– It’s sad that they will never meet…

The mathematician got a plant root and put it in a square container.
-Now, he only has the plant.

All of us siblings in the family used to love maths.
-So, people would call us algebros!

What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
-A roamin’ numeral.

I was anxious when the old math professor retired.
-I hope he has the strength and courage to deal with the after-math!

There is a certain math operator that swimmers love, and that is dive-ision!

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