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Math puns in 2024

A mathematician will only encourage a student not to learn one table, and that is the dinner table!

Geometry classes are very tiring for me because I am out of shape!

60 out of 50 people have trouble with fractions.

While the math teacher was supposed to teach us algebra, she deviated to teaching geometry
-Guess this happened because she went off on a tangent.

 The mathematical shape that one needs to wary of is the trap-azoid!

When the triangle got tired of arguing with the circle, it gave and said, “You are pointless!”

An instrument company decided to come up with the model of a calculator in the shape of a dog.
– Now, we truly have a friend we can count on!

The mode of transport that a math professor would use to move from a point x to a point y is the x-y plane!

I left a plant in my school’s maths class room, but it grew square roots.

There was a mathematician who was a lover of nature.
– His favorite plant was the geome-tree!

A math professor once told us that the best way to distinguish between people is by seeing who can count and who can’t!

When the maths student changed his career and became a painter, many said that this could be a miscalculated move!

Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”. The formula for volume is π·(radius)**2·(height)
-In this case, pi·z·z·a.

While trying to heat his food in the oven, the mathematician spilled all of it because he put the food in the oven at 180 degrees!

The common European vipers are very good at mathematics because they are excellent adders.

But why did 7 eat 9?
-Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

The parent math function was extremely cross with its child because it had tested its patience to the limit!

When the angle had a bad accident, it finally turned into a rectangle!

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