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Math puns in 2025

One of the greatest tragedies in math is that despite having so much in common, two parallel lines will never know each other because they’ll never meet.

Owls love doing maths, and their favorite topic is owl-gebra.

Why should you never argue with decimals?
-Because decimals always have a point.

The only reason that the corners of a room are warm and cozy is that they are at 90 degrees!

Everyone asks for advice from a triangle because its angle of view is always right!

Inside one in every 3.14 onions is an opinion

In the ancient days, algebra was easily solved by the Romans because for them, X would always be 10.

A mathematician will only encourage a student not to learn one table, and that is the dinner table!

Geometry classes are very tiring for me because I am out of shape!

60 out of 50 people have trouble with fractions.

While the math teacher was supposed to teach us algebra, she deviated to teaching geometry
-Guess this happened because she went off on a tangent.

 The mathematical shape that one needs to wary of is the trap-azoid!

When the triangle got tired of arguing with the circle, it gave and said, “You are pointless!”

An instrument company decided to come up with the model of a calculator in the shape of a dog.
– Now, we truly have a friend we can count on!

The mode of transport that a math professor would use to move from a point x to a point y is the x-y plane!

I left a plant in my school’s maths class room, but it grew square roots.

There was a mathematician who was a lover of nature.
– His favorite plant was the geome-tree!

A math professor once told us that the best way to distinguish between people is by seeing who can count and who can’t!

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