Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Math puns in 2024

When the maths student changed his career and became a painter, many said that this could be a miscalculated move!

Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height “a” and radius “z”. The formula for volume is π·(radius)**2·(height)
-In this case, pi·z·z·a.

While trying to heat his food in the oven, the mathematician spilled all of it because he put the food in the oven at 180 degrees!

The common European vipers are very good at mathematics because they are excellent adders.

But why did 7 eat 9?
-Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

The parent math function was extremely cross with its child because it had tested its patience to the limit!

When the angle had a bad accident, it finally turned into a rectangle!

A mathematician friend of mine was scared of negative numbers
– He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

A math teacher had a disease where whatever food he tried, he vomited
-He had a severe case of trinomial.

The student thought there was no reason to do the math, but then he realized that decimals do have a point.

Algebra was invented by someone who was a genius and mathematical x-pert!

The mathematician was afraid of integers because sometimes it gave off really negative vibes!

The only reason that seven eight nine was because seven was asked by his doctors to have three square meals in a day!

My brother, who hated math, wouldn’t drink a glass of water with eight cubes of ice because that is two cubed for him!

The math professor told us there was a fine line between a denominator and a numerator, but there were only a fraction of students who would understand this.

Fishermen around the world calculate their profits by solving the cod-ratic equations.

A friend of mine made some tea whilst up a mountain trying to work out the length of a side of a right angled triangle.
– Turned out it was a high pot in use.

The students were playing the drums in math class because they were being taught logarhythm!

Follow us on Facebook