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Meat puns in 2025

Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store?
– To make ends meat!

A vegetarian, a meat-eater, and a cannibal walk into a bar, the veg’ orders a salad, the other orders a burger, than the

I asked my friend about his least favourite type of meat
– He said sausages.
– And I replied yes, they are the wurst

My wife said I had to stop listening to Meat Loaf.
– I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

Where do cows eat lunch?
– In the calfeteria.

What’s the most musical cut of chicken?
– The drumstick!

Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
– He’s got no beef.

What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
– A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out

From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
– You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

What’s the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table?
– Sir Loin!

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

The butcher had over 20 types of cured cylindrical meat for sale.
– I never sausage a selection.

Why does sandwich meat have webbed fingers?
– Because it’s in bread.

Why do people get nervous around stoned beef?
– Because the steaks are high.

Did you hear about the man who went vegetarian but really regretted it?
– Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak!

bartender asks the cannibal “anything for you?”,
– so he replies, “no thanks, i’ll wait till they’re done

If you receive a picture of some meat in a tin from me to your email address…
… don’t worry, it’s just spam.

I beat my meat frequently
– My arm hertz a lot afterwards

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