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Meat puns in 2025

How do you make your beef lean?
– Cowisthenics!

What did the sausage say to the bacon?
– Nice to meat you!

I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.

Have you seen a car eat meat?
– Nah, a carnivore eats meat

What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
– LEAN BEEF!

What do you call a sad cow?
– Moo-dy.

Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger?
– His life was at steak!

What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
– He got a little behind in his work!

Why don’t cows have any money?
– Because farmers milk them dry

I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
– Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.

Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?
– Police ruled it a stewicide.

Why don’t cows make good private investigators?
– Because they refuse to go on steak outs!

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
– Someone who lost their veg-inity!

2 Men make a bet to see who can throw the most meat.
– The steaks were high.

I beat my meat on a plane the other day…
– Turns out you can get arrested for high jacking.

A cow in an earthquake is called milkshake

Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat?
– Don’t worry, he’s cured now!

If animals aren’t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat

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