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Meat puns in 2024

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat?
– beef stroganoff!

What did the skeleton order for lunch?
– Spare ribs!

Why did the butcher go to the doctor after a long day at work?
– Because he felt offal!

What happened to the lost beef shipment?
– Nobody’s herd.

Where is the best place to buy meat in India?
– At the Delhi

Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.
– The steaks have never been higher…

Did you know that you can’t use ‘beef stew’ as a computer password?
– It’s not stroganoff!

Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind?
– I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.

What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins?
– Bologna

Why should you let your meat rest for 5 minutes?
– In case your arm gets tired.

What do you call a sleeping cow?
– A bull-dozer

What do you call a steak hurtling through space?
– A meat-ior!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
– Beef jerky.

If meat is murder…
…then is cake battery?

What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy?
– We have beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?
– Lean beef!

Did you hear about the farmer who sold his sheep to slaughter because he wasn’t making enough money from the wool?
– The situation went from baa-d to wurst!

Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
– The farmer had cold hands.

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