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Meat puns in 2025

I once chased out a guy who was trying to steal meat cooking in one of the ovens
– You meet a lot of strange people at the Morgue

If you feel like you’ve herd all these cow puns before, you probably have deja-moo.

Why did the farmer stop telling meat puns?
– Because he butchered every joke!

Do like meat and ass?
– Can i stick my meat in ur ass

AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich?
– Oops wrong sub

Never make the word “Beef” your password
– It’s not stroganoff

Who is the current US president?
– Donald Rump!

I’m bacon you…please! No more meat puns!

I was enjoying my steak when a woman yelled “Enjoying your meat, MURDERER?”
– I can’t believe she wouldn’t let me have my last meal in peace, just because I shot her mother!

China have announced their new rage of meat free snacks.
– “Not Poodle”

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
– Anybody can roast beef!

What do you call a sausage that’s been to the doctor?
– Cured meat!

Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

I would never try to get meat off the top shelf without a ladder.
– The steaks are too high

What’s the difference between meat and fish?
– If you beat your fish, it dies!

How do you count cows?
– With a cowculator!

Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve?
– To a meat ball!

What do you call a cow that has 2 legs?
– Side of beef

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