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Meat puns in 2025

What does a waiter say when he gives meat for a vegan
– Sorry it was a meat steak.

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
– One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition?
– The steaks have never been higher!

A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.

How do you cook alligator meat?
– In a croc pot!

What kind of meat comes from an animal whose left legs are shorter than their right legs?
– Lean.

Why don’t you eat raw beef?
– So you don’t get cowmonella.

What’s an astronaut’s favorite meat?
– Launch meat!

Baby Your The Meat And In The Meat Tenderiser, Your About To Get Pounded.

How do you make friends with a meat sandwich?
– You tell it a bunch of bologna

I once chased out a guy who was trying to steal meat cooking in one of the ovens
– You meet a lot of strange people at the Morgue

If you feel like you’ve herd all these cow puns before, you probably have deja-moo.

Why did the farmer stop telling meat puns?
– Because he butchered every joke!

Do like meat and ass?
– Can i stick my meat in ur ass

AITA for mixing up orders and serving a vegan customer a meat sandwich?
– Oops wrong sub

Never make the word “Beef” your password
– It’s not stroganoff

Who is the current US president?
– Donald Rump!

I’m bacon you…please! No more meat puns!

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