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Meat puns in 2025

If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism…
– Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they’re grass fed.

What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
– A brief Wellington

What did the steak say to his enemy?
– I have a T-bone to pick with you!

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What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder?
– He got a little behind in his work.

What’s the only kind of meat a priest can eat on Sunday?
– Nun.

Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
– Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff

What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis?
– Ah, we meat again!

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
– We have to stop meating like this.

I would never try to get meat off the top shelf without a ladder.
– The steaks are too high

My girlfriend just told me the local supermarkets might run out of meat due to Covid-19.
– I told her, I’m not worried. There’s more than one way to skin a cat

What happens when you try talking to a cow?
– Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.

Which is a meat patty’s least favourite day of the week?
– Fry-day!

What do you call a cow that has 1 leg?
– Steak

I was on a plane, sat next to a man, who had a big sack filled of rotting animal meat.
– He said it was his carrion luggage

Apparently, you can’t use beef stew as a password…
– I guess it’s not stroganoff

What’s a cow’s favorite musical note?
– Beef-flat!

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t` eat meat.

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