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Meat puns in 2025

I was enjoying my steak when a woman yelled “Enjoying your meat, MURDERER?”
– I can’t believe she wouldn’t let me have my last meal in peace, just because I shot her mother!

China have announced their new rage of meat free snacks.
– “Not Poodle”

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
– Anybody can roast beef!

What do you call a sausage that’s been to the doctor?
– Cured meat!

Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

I would never try to get meat off the top shelf without a ladder.
– The steaks are too high

What’s the difference between meat and fish?
– If you beat your fish, it dies!

How do you count cows?
– With a cowculator!

Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve?
– To a meat ball!

What do you call a cow that has 2 legs?
– Side of beef

If ever society collapses and we resort to cannibalism…
– Vegans meat will be the most expensive because they’re grass fed.

What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
– A brief Wellington

What did the steak say to his enemy?
– I have a T-bone to pick with you!

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What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder?
– He got a little behind in his work.

What’s the only kind of meat a priest can eat on Sunday?
– Nun.

Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
– Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff

What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis?
– Ah, we meat again!

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