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Meat puns in 2025

Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat?
– Don’t worry, he’s cured now!

If animals aren’t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat

A single cow can give us lots of things, such as: milk, meat, blood, leather, fat and many more…
– You could say we’re milking them.

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat?
– beef stroganoff!

Why did the butcher go to the doctor after a long day at work?
– Because he felt offal!

What happened to the lost beef shipment?
– Nobody’s herd.

Where is the best place to buy meat in India?
– At the Delhi

Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.
– The steaks have never been higher…

What did the skeleton order for lunch?
– Spare ribs!

Did you know that you can’t use ‘beef stew’ as a computer password?
– It’s not stroganoff!

Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind?
– I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.

What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins?
– Bologna

Why should you let your meat rest for 5 minutes?
– In case your arm gets tired.

What do you call a sleeping cow?
– A bull-dozer

What do you call a steak hurtling through space?
– A meat-ior!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
– Beef jerky.

If meat is murder…
…then is cake battery?

What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy?
– We have beef

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