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Meat puns in 2025

Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger?
– His life was at steak!

What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
– He got a little behind in his work!

Why don’t cows have any money?
– Because farmers milk them dry

I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
– Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.

Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?
– Police ruled it a stewicide.

Why don’t cows make good private investigators?
– Because they refuse to go on steak outs!

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
– Someone who lost their veg-inity!

2 Men make a bet to see who can throw the most meat.
– The steaks were high.

I beat my meat on a plane the other day…
– Turns out you can get arrested for high jacking.

A cow in an earthquake is called milkshake

Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat?
– Don’t worry, he’s cured now!

If animals aren’t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat

A single cow can give us lots of things, such as: milk, meat, blood, leather, fat and many more…
– You could say we’re milking them.

What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat?
– beef stroganoff!

What did the skeleton order for lunch?
– Spare ribs!

Why did the butcher go to the doctor after a long day at work?
– Because he felt offal!

What happened to the lost beef shipment?
– Nobody’s herd.

Where is the best place to buy meat in India?
– At the Delhi

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