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Meat puns in 2025

Apparently, you can’t use beef stew as a password…
– I guess it’s not stroganoff

What’s a cow’s favorite musical note?
– Beef-flat!

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t` eat meat.

I had this new kind of meat the other day. It was Himalayan rabbit.
– The only issue is, I found Himalayan on the road.

my girlfriend told my to throw my Meat loaf CDs out
– I would do anything for love but I won’t do that

Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
– Anyone can roast beef…

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