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Meat puns in 2025

What do you call a sad cow?
– Moo-dy.

Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger?
– His life was at steak!

What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
– He got a little behind in his work!

Why don’t cows have any money?
– Because farmers milk them dry

I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.
– Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.

Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?
– Police ruled it a stewicide.

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