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Medical puns in 2025

What was Zeus’ specialty in medical school? Surge-ery

The banana went to the hospital because it was not
peeling well.

All my efforts to heal the wound were in vein.

An organ’s favourite boat is a blood vessel.

When the cat was sick it wasn’t feline well!

I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but
nothing came up.

Hippy new year.

If you steal someone’s heart, do you get cardiac arrested?

The cookie went to the hospital because it was feeling crummy!

dont ovary react.

“This surgical knife isn’t sharp,”the doctor said bluntly.

I don’t understand what the point of acupuncture is!

HIP HIP HOORAY!

Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body?
Because they are well organized

A little joke when you’re sick never hurt antibody.

He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a
change of heart.

Merry X-raymus.

The brain is an amazing organ. It really makes you think

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