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Medical puns in 2025

I Lobe you.

The angry brain lost its nerve!

Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.

I ulna want to be with you.

The kidney said to the other “urine my thoughts!”

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

are you my appendix ? cause i want to take you out.

The nose is in the middle of the face because it is the scent-er!

Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine but CAT-scan.

Lets b-one.

Statistically, nine out of ten injections are in vein.

The computer sneezed because it had a virus.

I just find this humerus.

A brain goes on vacation to a hippo-camp-us!

The beekeeper went to the doctor because she had hives.

I’ve got your back.

Urine: the opposite of ‘you’re out.’

Bad medical puns are hard to stomach.

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