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Medical puns in 2025

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

Let’s take the bird to the hospital for some tweetment!

ITS going tibia great day!

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal
pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

Eyes make dedicated teachers because they only have one pupil.

Be quiet inside a pharmacy, you might wake the sleeping pills!

Urine good hands!

When neurons commit a crime, they are put in a nerve cell.

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid!

You’ve made vas deferens in my life.

Two surgeons were joking so much they had each other in stitches!

I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept
finding me in the ICU.

Buy and cell

Two blood vessels fell in love but alas, it was all in vein.

I had a gut feeling I had food poisoning.

PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.

Med student at your cervix.

 A kidney’s favorite instrument is the organ.  

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