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Medical puns in 2025

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Two blood vessels fell in love but alas, it was all in vein.

I had a gut feeling I had food poisoning.

PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.

Med student at your cervix.

 A kidney’s favorite instrument is the organ.  

 A doctor gets mad when it runs out of patients!

cellfie.

What was Zeus’ specialty in medical school? Surge-ery

The banana went to the hospital because it was not
peeling well.

All my efforts to heal the wound were in vein.

An organ’s favourite boat is a blood vessel.

When the cat was sick it wasn’t feline well!

I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but
nothing came up.

Hippy new year.

If you steal someone’s heart, do you get cardiac arrested?

The cookie went to the hospital because it was feeling crummy!

dont ovary react.

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