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Milk puns in 2024

My friend told me he doesn’t like milk.
– How dairy

Why did the man call his cow stupid?
– Because she never udderstood a word of what he said to her.

The hardest thing about going vegan is milking the almonds.

Astronauts can’t open milk bottles in space. ‘In space, no one can. Here, use cream’.

I don’t mind the first of the two cows, but I prefer the udder one.

What’s Bernie Sanders favorite milk? not 1%
What’s Bernie Sanders favorite milk?
– not 1%

What kind of design does a cow like on her garments?
– Embroi-dairy.

I’m worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.

What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day?
– “What a cow-incidence!”

I do love dairy milk, but I prefer it when it’s churned. It’s butter that way.

Can you see in a big vat of milk?
– Not once it’s past yer eyes!

Soy milk
Is the only food that tells you what it is.

Spoiler alert! The milk’s gone off.

Lots of cows struggle to put on weight. The problem is, they don’t eat full meals – they are usually grazers.

I squeezed a lemon into my mom’s milk carton. She was really sour about it.

Which substance abuse is the cow most prone to?
– Cow-caine.

My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.

I tried wild ox milk
– Turns out I’m yak-tose intolerant

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