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Milk puns in 2025

Where should you call a cow?
– At her second-dairy number.

I wasn’t able to milk my cow yesterday. It was an udder failure.

I’m sure I’ve seen this cow before, I’m having a serious case of de ja moo.

What type of milk did Moses put in his coffee?
– Amend milk

A man threatend me with milk, chocolate and cheese
– how dairy (dare he)

What will happen when you buy loads of milk?
– A hole will be burnt in the pocket.

Did you hear about the scandal at the dairy factory?
– They were skimming a bit off the top.

Why did the cow fall down while being milked?
– Because the rug was pulled out from udder it.

What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?
– An udder failure

My friend told me he doesn’t like milk.
– How dairy

Why did the man call his cow stupid?
– Because she never udderstood a word of what he said to her.

The hardest thing about going vegan is milking the almonds.

Astronauts can’t open milk bottles in space. ‘In space, no one can. Here, use cream’.

I don’t mind the first of the two cows, but I prefer the udder one.

What’s Bernie Sanders favorite milk? not 1%
What’s Bernie Sanders favorite milk?
– not 1%

What kind of design does a cow like on her garments?
– Embroi-dairy.

I’m worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.

What did the cow say to his friend when they met twice in the same day?
– “What a cow-incidence!”

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