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Milk puns in 2025

Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
– That way, it’s a slam dunk.

Why can you not digest milk?
– Because you lactose qualities required for digestion.

Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

Dairy air smells of cows derrieres.

How do you milk sheep ?
– Release another iPhone.

What do you call a nation of cows?
– A cow-ntry.

The dairy farmer couldn’t find his way home last night. He completely lost his whey.

I was at the store yesterday and some dude threw a jug of milk at my head
How dairy

My little brother just threw a yogurt at me. How dairy!

Don’t use raw milk to make butter
It’s not worth the whisk

What kind of a partner did the cow want?
– Someone who would udderstand her feelings.

Cow to the milk: ‘I am your father’.

My dad landed a new job at the dairy. He’s the cow-ordinator.

Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
– It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

The only thing that bothers me about Almond Milk:
– It’s nut milk.

How was milk sold in the market?
– It was sold in the “Buy now pay later” method.

I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.

What would you call a cow who is worshipped by the people?
– Holy cow!

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