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Milk puns in 2025

What kind of a partner did the cow want?
– Someone who would udderstand her feelings.

Cow to the milk: ‘I am your father’.

My dad landed a new job at the dairy. He’s the cow-ordinator.

Did you know that milk is the fastest liquid on earth?
– It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

The only thing that bothers me about Almond Milk:
– It’s nut milk.

How was milk sold in the market?
– It was sold in the “Buy now pay later” method.

I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.

What would you call a cow who is worshipped by the people?
– Holy cow!

2I forgot the milk when I was doing my shopping. I must have skimmed past it.

Why was the cow considered responsible for all the mishaps?
– She was a-cow-ntable for it.

I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.

I can’t drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.

If you ever want to read a book to some cows, the one I’d go for is Ha-ricotta and the Sorcerer’s Stone.
– They love that book.

You always end up with milk on your lip after a glass of milk. Nice moostache.

Where did the cow write everything about her life?
– In her dairy.

I sent my cows to bed at 8pm last night. I told them ‘it’s pasteur bedtime’.

From where does a Russian source his milk?
– From Mos-cow.

I used to have an epic company for milk from dairy cows. It was called Legend-dairy.

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