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Milk puns in 2025

Do you know why it’s called almond milk?
– Because nobody would buy it if it was called nut juice.

What is the hardest part of making skimmed milk?
– Throwing the cows across the lake 🥁

Cow-conut happens to be the best cow fruit.

Did you hear about the dairymaid who broke her leg in the cow’s pen?
– She was milking it.

I thought I’d have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.

You look udderly gorgeous.

You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
“What about the udder one?”

What adjective would you use for a cow which is extremely brave?
– Dairying.

The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.

Which cow has great pickup lines?
– A cow which is smooth as milk.

Milk and orange juice mixed makes my blood curdle.

Why did the cow charge at the bull?
– She cow-nteracted because of a previous charge.

I took a group tour of a milk factory …
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, “Ahh, nice dairy air!”

The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn’t have to smack me though …

I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you first.

You are legend-dairy.

Milk is the speediest dairy product. It’s pasteurized before you ever get to see it.

Which company did the cow work in?
– At a government uddertaking.

Cows have hooves instead of feet
– because they lactose.

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