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Milk puns in 2025

What do you call it when a cow mixes very well with its surroundings?
– A cow-moo-flage.

I’d love to tell you some dairy puns, but I’m afraid you won’t find them funny, you’ll find them too cheesy.

What happened to the man who had too many cows?
– He lost cow-nt.

Why did the milk glasses listen to the milk carton?
– Because the carton was a litre.

I’d tell you a joke about milk but it’s whey too cheesy.

A dairy farm in my town had mad cow disease. It was udder chaos.

Did you know a carton of milk went to the moon?
– Of course you did, it was legend-dairy.

Which is the favourite hairstyle of a cow?
– The uddercut.

The milk didn’t like my last joke. He wasn’t a-moo-sed.

Why did Hitler drink milk for breakfast every morning?
– Because he did not like juice.

I love almond milk, it’s unlike any udder milk I’ve tasted.

Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
– That way, it’s a slam dunk.

Why can you not digest milk?
– Because you lactose qualities required for digestion.

Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It’s pasteurized before you even see it.

Dairy air smells of cows derrieres.

How do you milk sheep ?
– Release another iPhone.

What do you call a nation of cows?
– A cow-ntry.

The dairy farmer couldn’t find his way home last night. He completely lost his whey.

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