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Milk puns in 2025

What would you call a packet of fake milk.
– Cow-nterfeit.

A man attacked me with cream, butter and milk. How dairy.

Why do I never try milking a cow?
– Because the last time I tried doing it, it was an udder failure.

Why is milk taller than you?
– Because it’s always pasteurize

What kind of bees produce milk?
– Boo-bees

What would you call it when a cow does not listen to its owner?
– Uddermining the authority.

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