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Milk puns in 2025

As kids, dad used to take his glass of milk and wave it across our face before taking a sip because…
– He likes his milk “past-your-eyes”

Why could the bottle of milk not be seen by you?
– Because it went pasteurise in a second.

I love milk when it’s churned. It’s butter that way.

What do you call it when a cow mixes very well with its surroundings?
– A cow-moo-flage.

I’d love to tell you some dairy puns, but I’m afraid you won’t find them funny, you’ll find them too cheesy.

What happened to the man who had too many cows?
– He lost cow-nt.

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