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Minecraft puns in 2025

What did the minecraft villager say before he died?
– hmm

I’m excited for Minecraft’s caves&cliffs update
– But it will probably have its ups and downs.

Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit
– How dare he make such baseless accusations.

If Minecraft Villagers kept the name Testificates, what would the Illagers be called?
– TestifiHates.

What is the most popular slang among the players of Minecraft?
– They say “you should make a fish and blow out the candles

[joke about Minecraft] Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
– Because she always starts at the End

A fight happened in my Christian Minecraft server
– Nothing too big.Just a little “Frick”tion

Why do mathematicians like minecraft?
– Because they can find the ‘square’ root

Killer klowns was pissed at Karen bugging him, what did he say to stop Karen?
– He asked Karen to stop texturing him!

What music do Minecraft players listen to?
– Bedrock ‘n’ roll.

Did you guys know that Steve from Minecraft has a 16 skin?
– That’s because his foreskin is squared.

Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out?
– I heard it’s going to be a blockbuster

While playing Minecraft with my wife, I tried to kill a cow behind her, but I accidentally hit her instead.
– I swear, it was a miss-steak.

What did the Cathy Simms say to Charles miner when she tried to cut down the tree for further mining?
– She told Charles Miner that it was a Pig tree!!

How does Steve keep fit?
– He runs around the block.

What’s the queen of England favorite Minecraft item?
– Totem of undying

You may not like Minecraft now…
– But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.

What did Steve say t the other characters of Minecraft when they dig into something really valuable?
– Steve said “You are diamond me carzy1”

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