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Minecraft puns in 2025

Did you guys know that Steve from Minecraft has a 16 skin?
– That’s because his foreskin is squared.

Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out?
– I heard it’s going to be a blockbuster

While playing Minecraft with my wife, I tried to kill a cow behind her, but I accidentally hit her instead.
– I swear, it was a miss-steak.

What did the Cathy Simms say to Charles miner when she tried to cut down the tree for further mining?
– She told Charles Miner that it was a Pig tree!!

How does Steve keep fit?
– He runs around the block.

What’s the queen of England favorite Minecraft item?
– Totem of undying

You may not like Minecraft now…
– But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.

What did Steve say t the other characters of Minecraft when they dig into something really valuable?
– Steve said “You are diamond me carzy1”

Minecraft PiCkUp LiNeS
– Girl, are you a redstone torch, because you really turn me on

I’ve been playing Minecraft lately….
– It’s a very top-Notch game

What do all Minecraft trees have?
– Square roots

What will be the reaction of the player when he first experiences Minecraft?
– The player thinks to himself that it is just GHASTly

What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
– The trom-bone.

Most blocks in Minecraft are one square meter. Where in Minecraft can you find a block that has only two square feet?
– Whichever one the player’s standing on

Why do kids love Minecraft
– Because they are Minors.

What do all minecraft trees have?
– Square roots

What stopped the characters of the game Minecraft see on their way to work?
– They saw a note block, which stooped them from reaching to work

Why did Steve need mouthwash after destroying the mobs?
– Because he had bat breath.

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