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Minecraft puns in 2024

How do you scare a Jewish kid in Minecraft?
– You get 8 cobblestone.

How did Karen express his pain to Steve when he was hurt ?
– Karen said “Hey , that strings !!”

What did Steve say to Diamond block?
– I dig you.

What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft?
Data.
– So he can mine it.

The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because…
– They didn’t cut any corners

Did you hear about the Minecraft movie coming out?
– It’s a blockbuster!

If minecraft taught me one thing…
– It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

My speech impediment didn’t stop my dad from listening to me when I asked for Minecraft for my birthday.
– So why did he give me a book about something called “fascism?”

Real life is like minecraft
– Don’t waste your diamonds on a hoe

What do Minecraft players say to each other when they met in the winters?
– They said it is coal in here!

What time is it when ten ocelots chase a Creeper?
– Ten after one.

What do you call Minecraft on Mute?
– Mimecraft

What do the players of Minecraft suggest the other player?
– They say to try, and Cactus frisbe

I hear Steve isn’t very good at thinking outside the box…

I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account
– So they blocked me

I ran out of torches while stripmining in Minecraft
– It’s a situation not to be made light of

What is a Creeper’s favourite food?
– Sssssalad.

What’s the square root of Minecraft?
– There’s three, actually. The potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.

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