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Minecraft puns in 2025

Soviet Russia would’ve banned Minecraft
– Until it was called “Ourcraft”

What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft
– Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)

What did Killer Klown listen on his defense from the other character when ever there was a stealing of a vehicle?
– The characters in his defense said that Killer Klown wooden steal that car

Did you hear about that Creeper-only party?
– It was a bast!

In Minecraft nobody can grow pubic hair
– They can only grow cubic hair

I introduced my communist friend to Minecraft the other day.
Too bad he ended up starving to death.
– What’s worse is he’s still AFK in my house.

What did Steve say to Karen Flippelli when he tried to get hold of Steve’s equipment for mining?
– Steve told Karen Flippelli that he can not torch it

How does Steve measure his boot size?
– In square feet.

I won a Minecraft game without cheating
– I did it fair and cube.

Why are there no cars in Minecraft?
– Because the streets are blocked off.

How do Minecraft players avoid getting sunburn?
– Sunblock.

I got Minecraft for my girlfriend
– Best trade I’ve ever made

Some people believe that the creator of Minecraft is Bill Gates.
– Well, he’s Notch.

What is Steve’s favorite curse word in the game?
– Steve is often found saying “Son of a brick “

Why can you always spot Zombie Pigmen at Subway?
– They like to “Eat Flesh”

I decided to get Minecraft. I found a village and killed all the villagers.
– Then I opened the game.

Who has mind stone
– Minecraft Steve, because he has mined stone

What was Steve’s reaction when all the work went into vain
– Steve said that he could feel his cart pounding

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