Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Minecraft puns in 2024

If Minecraft has ever taught us anything…
– It’s that you shouldn’t spend diamonds on hoes

What did the one element say to the other while they were playing Minecraft
– Bromine!

What’s a cat’s favorite Minecraft block?
– Purpur

What’s a witch’s favourite make-up?
– Ma-scare-a!

Communists don’t play Minecraft…..
……they play Ourcraft

What’s the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft?
– Apparently not much based on Notch’s twitter

What was Steve’s reaction after seeing the excellent stunt pulled out by Karen?
– Steve was amazed and told Karen he could lever pull that!!

How does a Minecraft addict player greet the other player?
– He greets them by asking “Cow you doing?”

Why was there iron and hold in the sailor’s boat?
– Because the sailor needed oars.

If someone made a sculpture in Minecraft of J-Lo.
– Would you name it Jenny from the Block?

MINECRAFT cringe joke
– so i found a game called Minecraft avocado version. I heard that game has big seeds

What is the most popular slang among the players of Minecraft?
– They say “you should make a fish and blow out the candles

[joke about Minecraft] Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
– Because she always starts at the End

A fight happened in my Christian Minecraft server
– Nothing too big.Just a little “Frick”tion

Why do mathematicians like minecraft?
– Because they can find the ‘square’ root

What music do Minecraft players listen to?
– Bedrock ‘n’ roll.

Did you guys know that Steve from Minecraft has a 16 skin?
– That’s because his foreskin is squared.

Did you guys hear about the new Minecraft movie coming out?
– I heard it’s going to be a blockbuster

Follow us on Facebook