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Minecraft puns in 2024

My first date told me to just be myself 100%
– So I went home and started playing some Minecraft

So Minecraft are adding mangroves to the game?
– Makes sense, they already added waterlogs.

How to characters in the game of Minecraft ask others to do as they are told?
– They say to do what they are told, Ore else.

Why does Stampy have a fence around his love garden?
– People are dying to get in!

Why was Minecraft the movie cancelled?
– Because all of the actors wore blockface.

What do you have to allocate in order to crash a Minecraft server on purpose?
– Premeditated Wam.

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