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Minecraft puns in 2025

What would Mark Zuckerberg add to the game, if he created MineCraft?
Data.
– So he can mine it.

The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because…
– They didn’t cut any corners

Did you hear about the Minecraft movie coming out?
– It’s a blockbuster!

If minecraft taught me one thing…
– It’s to never spend diamonds on a hoe.

My speech impediment didn’t stop my dad from listening to me when I asked for Minecraft for my birthday.
– So why did he give me a book about something called “fascism?”

Real life is like minecraft
– Don’t waste your diamonds on a hoe

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