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Mole puns in 2024

I wish to god you’d have that mole removed!

Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)

What do you call a mole that likes avocado?
– Guacamole

My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes)

My girlfriend’s son was telling me about finding a dead mole near the dam he and his Mom were exploring earlier in the day…
To which I replied: “Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it.”
Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.

I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.

What do moles smell all day?
– Mole-asses

I had to call my friend Avogadro
I used my mole-bile phone

What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.

A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day…
Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. “Mmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. “I smell butter.”
Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. “Yes, someone is baking,” she says. “I smell sugar!”
Brother Mole is next. “Mmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.
Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says “All I smell is molasses.”

I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it. It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.

Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system.

I should get this mole removed
– but it’s really started to grow on me.

Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.

I really wanted to tell you guys a joke about moles.
– But I don’t know if you would dig it.

Mole money
Mole problems

What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)

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