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Mole puns in 2025

Guac-A-Mole

What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mol. (High School Jokes)

There once was a family of moles…
– A daddy mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. One day the daddy mole popped his head out of the ground and said, “I smell cookies!” The momma mole squeezed through the opening of the hole next to daddy mole and said, “I smell ice cream!” The baby mole tried popping out of the hole, but couldn’t squeeze between his parents. He said, “All I smell is molasses…”

I don’t think people should tell mole jokes. They are mole-itically incorrect.

What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile.

I’m actually starting to like the mole on my face
It’s growing on me

FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation
– since he is good at catching snitches

What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
– Molasses

Sally

Was always self-conscious about at huge mole on her face

Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)

What type of mole cures headaches?
– A paraceta-mole.

I never knew moles had secret nightclubs
I have to say they have a great underground scene.

How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.

Best names for a mole?
– I need your help Reddit, I need the most punny names for a mole. “Molezart”, “Tootsie mole” etc.

Moles over dramatise everything. They make mountains out of mole hills.

Doctor! Doctor! I’m really concerned about this mole on my shoulder!
Doctor: I’m a Dermatologist, not a veterinarian.

They see me mole’n
They hating

Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)

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