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Mole puns in 2024

I had to call my friend Avogadro
I used my mole-bile phone

What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.

A mole family is leaving its burrow for the day…
Dada Mole pokes his nose out of the mole hole, sniffs the air, and licks his lips. “Mmm, someone nearby is baking.” he says. “I smell butter.”
Mama Mole comes up next and sniffs the air. Her eyes light up. “Yes, someone is baking,” she says. “I smell sugar!”
Brother Mole is next. “Mmm, maybe some chocolate!” he exclaims as he does a little dance.
Little Baby Mole is last. He sniffs the air, gags and nearly chokes as he says “All I smell is molasses.”

I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it. It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.

Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system.

I should get this mole removed
– but it’s really started to grow on me.

Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.

I really wanted to tell you guys a joke about moles.
– But I don’t know if you would dig it.

Mole money
Mole problems

What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)

The doctors found a mole on my arm in the shape of a reindeer.
– Turns out I have skin prancer

I have a funny mole on my back
It won’t stop telling me jokes.

On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole

How many moles are there in a bowl of guacamole?
– Avocado’s number!

How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)

What food goes best with an arcade game in which you hit toy moles, which appear at random, back into their holes?
– Guac-a-mole

I had to call my friend Avogadro
I used my mole-bile phone

I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there.

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