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Mole puns in 2025

Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system.

I should get this mole removed
– but it’s really started to grow on me.

Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.

I really wanted to tell you guys a joke about moles.
– But I don’t know if you would dig it.

Mole money
Mole problems

What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)

The doctors found a mole on my arm in the shape of a reindeer.
– Turns out I have skin prancer

I have a funny mole on my back
It won’t stop telling me jokes.

On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole

How many moles are there in a bowl of guacamole?
– Avocado’s number!

How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)

What food goes best with an arcade game in which you hit toy moles, which appear at random, back into their holes?
– Guac-a-mole

I had to call my friend Avogadro
I used my mole-bile phone

I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there.

Whack-a-mole?
– I’d rather guac one!

A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.

What do you call a Mexican whack-a-mole?
– Guac-a-mole

I need mole puns
On October 23 (6.02×10^23) in my chem class we celebrate mole day. You have to make a project revolving around a mole pun. This year I did MoleDemort and printed a life size Voldemort with a mole head, but I’m out of ideas for Chem 2 AP next year. Want to get ideas early on, any suggestions? Some examples already taken that I don’t want to repeat: Darth Mole Moleverine

I will add more as I remember, or if you come up with one that’s already done.

Thanks in advance.

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