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Mole puns in 2025

A momma mole, pappa mole and baby mole were sitting in their mole hole.
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.

“Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!”

The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.

“Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!”

The baby poked and prodded but couldn’t get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.

“Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!”

I need a bunch of mole related puns for a chemistry project.
– Mole day, like the science thing. But I need puns for the animal. I’m supposed to make something for a project.

What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)

A pirate goes to the doctor to get some suspicious moles checked.
The doctor, after examining him: Don’t worry. They’re benign.
Pirate: Are you sure? I thought I counted ten.

Holy moley

What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.

I heard that moles could be malignant so I asked my doctor about my two…
When the tests came back he said: “There be nine.” Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.

I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind. They broke the moled when they made him.

Where do the ritzy moles live?
– Beverly Holes! (That’s where I want to beeee)

What do you see when you look down a mole hole?
– Molasses.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole!

What do you get when you play whack a mole with avocados​?
– Whackamoley.

There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)

[Request] Mole-related puns
So to clarify, a mole is a unit of measurement in chemistry. My chemistry class does this extra credit project every year where you make a diorama of a mole (animal), with some sort of pun. Examples: Mole-sama Bin Laden, Mole Digger, Deadmol3. Help me find a good idea?

What do you use to make a mole of guacamole?
– Avogadros

3 moles are digging their way out of prison.
The first mole says “I can smell the clean air and grass! We’re almost there!”
The second mole says “I can smell the fresh wet dirt! We’re almost there!”
The third mole says “Really? All I can smell is molasses.”

The first mole crawled out of the hole and said “I smell strawberries!”
The second mole crawled out of the hole and said:

“I smell strawberries!”

The third mole crawled out of the hole and said:

“I smell molasses!!!”

Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)

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