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Mole puns in 2025

Wasted 4 hours in the ER this morning getting a mole checked out.
– Apparently they all look the same and I should have left it in the yard.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
– They both live underground except for the eagle

I wish to god you’d have that mole removed!

Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)

What do you call a mole that likes avocado?
– Guacamole

My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.

What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes)

My girlfriend’s son was telling me about finding a dead mole near the dam he and his Mom were exploring earlier in the day…
To which I replied: “Hmph. Somebody must have whacked it.”
Girlfriend rolled her eyes so hard she must have seen her brain.

I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.

What do moles smell all day?
– Mole-asses

I had to call my friend Avogadro
I used my mole-bile phone

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