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Money puns in 2025

“Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives.
– But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? ..
– No Pockets.”

College is the opposite of kidnapping.
– They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children,” and I said, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America.
– If I’m not there, I go to work.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Uber lost over a billion dollars in the last six months so they’re asking their drivers to check between the seat cushions.

Where do penguins keep their money?
– In snowbanks.

But my credit card company calls me everyday to tell me my balance is outstanding.

A hacker saw my financials
– He set up a go fund me

“Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.”

My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume,
– she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.

If you can count your money,
– you don’t have a billion dollars.

The genie reaches into his lantern and pulls out a bank statement on which the man’s name is printed, then hands it to him. “
– You’ll find your finances are in order, to the tune of one billion dollars.
– Don’t forget, your ex has twice as much.
– And for your last wish?”

Guess who my financial advisor is going to be for halloween.
– PENNY-WISE

“Money is the best deodorant.”

I remember being in so much debt that I couldn’t afford my electricity bills, it was a dark time.

What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?
– A half dollar

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