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Monkey puns in 2024

Do monkeys like bananas?
– Ape-solutley!

Where does a baby monkey sleep?
– In an apricot.

What’s a monkey’s favorite game?
– Hangman.

If there were no bananas, what fruit would monkeys choose?
– Ape-ricots.

What do you tell a naughty monkey?
– Stop chimping about.

Why do monkeys love bananas?
– Don’t know, I guess they just find them appealing.

Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
– To a retailer.

What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George.

What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick?
– Hairy Potter

What kind of key opens a banana?
– A mon-key!

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
– Chimpantsies.

What is an orangutan’s favorite cookie?
– Chocolate chimp!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
– Baboom!

What do you call an angry monkey that loves fruit?
– Grr-ape.

What do you call an easily scared monkey?
– A chimp-pansy.

What kind of monkey likes seafood?
– A shrimpanzee.

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
– A monkey’s uncle.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
– Because the chicken had the day off.

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