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Monkey puns in 2024

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
– Lost.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
– Because they have big fingers!

What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George.

What do you call a baby monkey?
– A chimp off the old block.

Why do monkeys love bananas?
– Because they have appeal.

Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
– Because they believed in gibbon take.

Where do monkeys get their gossip?
– On the ape vine.

What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
– A Monkey Business.

Where do chimps hear all their gossip?
– The ape vine.

What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
– Prime mates.

Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?
– Because they are filled with anty bodies.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
– Lost!

What do monkeys do for laughs?
– They tell jokes about people.

If you throw a monkey into salty water what will it become?
– Wet.

What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
– The banana split.

What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school?
– The ape b c’s.

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
– A monkey’s uncle.

Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?
– The monkey bars!

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