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Monkey puns in 2024

What’s a monkey’s favorite drink?
– Chimpan-tea!

What happens when monkeys gets fleas?
– Lunch!

What’s a monkey’s favourite drink?
– Chimpan-tea!

How did the monkey get down the stairs so quickly?
– It slid down the banana-ster.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
– Attire.

What’s a monkey’s favorite store?
– Banana Republic.

What kind of key unlocks a banana?
– A mon-key.

What did the monkey say when someone cut off its tail?
– It won’t be long now.

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you want, he can’t hear you.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
– A baboooom!

Why did the monkey take its banana to the doctors?
– It wasn’t peeling good.

What’s kind of monkey will liven up a party?
– A funk-key.

Where do apes go to relax after a long week?
– The monkey bars.

What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?
– A chimpion.

What are monkey’s favorite biscuits?
– Chocolate chimp cookies.

What is a monkeys favourite Christmas song?
– Jungle Bells.

What’s a chimp’s favourite baked good?
– Banana bread.

Why did the monkey eat the banana quietly?
– He didn’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch!

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