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Monkey puns in 2025

Why do monkeys love bananas?
– Don’t know, I guess they just find them appealing.

Where do monkeys go when they lose their tails?
– To a retailer.

What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George.

What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick?
– Hairy Potter

What kind of key opens a banana?
– A mon-key!

What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
– Chimpantsies.

What is an orangutan’s favorite cookie?
– Chocolate chimp!

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
– Baboom!

What do you call an angry monkey that loves fruit?
– Grr-ape.

What do you call an easily scared monkey?
– A chimp-pansy.

What kind of monkey likes seafood?
– A shrimpanzee.

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
– A monkey’s uncle.

Why did the monkey cross the road?
– Because the chicken had the day off.

What does a woodcutter say before he chops down a tree in the rainforest?
– Let the chimps fall where they may.

What do you call a monkey who loves Pringles?
– Chipmunk.

If a monkey has 30 bananas in one hand and 40 bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
– Huge hands.

What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick?
– Hairy Potter.

Two monkeys run a bath. One says, “ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah!”. The other says, “put some cold in it!”

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