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Monkey puns in 2025

What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
– Prime mates.

Humans can catch diseases from monkeys and bats, but why not anteaters?
– Because they are filled with anty bodies.

What do you call a monkey at the south pole?
– Lost!

What do monkeys do for laughs?
– They tell jokes about people.

If you throw a monkey into salty water what will it become?
– Wet.

What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
– The banana split.

What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school?
– The ape b c’s.

What do you call a man who can jump from tree to tree?
– A monkey’s uncle.

Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?
– The monkey bars!

Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?
– They use gorilla warfare.

What did the orangutan say to the chimp?
– “Ginger’s the new black!”

What’s furry and dangerous and lives in a tree?
– A monkey with a machine gun.

What do you call poorly monkeys?
– Gor-ILL-as.

Do monkeys like bananas?
– Ape-solutley!

Where does a baby monkey sleep?
– In an apricot.

What’s a monkey’s favorite game?
– Hangman.

If there were no bananas, what fruit would monkeys choose?
– Ape-ricots.

What do you tell a naughty monkey?
– Stop chimping about.

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